Horseracing Quotes Page 1 "The race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong, but that's the way to bet." - Damon Runyon "The only decent people I ever saw at the racecourse were horses." - James Joyce "Never bet on a sure thing unless you can afford to lose." - Anonymous "A horse gallops with his lungs, Perseveres with his heart, And wins with his character." - Tesio "A Horse! A Horse! my kingdom for a horse!" - Shakespeare "If you want a kitten, start out asking for a horse." - Unknown "You can lead a horse to manure but you can't make him drink." - Unknown "Horses just naturally have mohawk haircuts." - Unknown "The one thing I do not want to be called is First Lady. It sounds like a saddle horse." - Jacqueline Kennedy "Treat a horse like a woman and a woman like a horse. And they'll both win for you." - Elizabeth Arden "He was so learned that he could name a horse in nine languages; so ignorant that he bought a cow to ride on." - Benjamin Franklin "If you cut a dog's head off, you get 25 hours bad luck. It is bad luck to kill a pegasus, unicorn, horse, or similar, if it is pure white in colour. (Followers of Dark and Death tend to disregard this)." "I'd call him a sadistic, hippophilic necrophile, but that would be beating a dead horse." - Woody Allen "Horse sense is the thing a horse has which keeps it from betting on people." - W C Fields "Look not a gift horse in the mouth." - Unknown If an ass goes travelling, he'll not come back a horse. - Thomas Fuller Horse Racing Quotes Page 2