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Horseracing Jokes:
The Punter's Prayer

    The chronic horse player paused before taking his place at the betting windows,
    and offered up a fervent prayer to his Maker.

    "Blessed Lord," he muttered with intense sincerity,
    "I know you don't approve of my gambling, but this once,
    Lord, just this once, please let me break even.
    I need the money so badly."

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