Horseracing Jokes: The Horse wins at night A woman went to a psychiatrist and said she was in great distress over her husband. "He thinks he's a horse. He sleeps standing up and he neighs instead of speaking. He even insists on being fed oats in a bag." said the woman "It's terrible!" "How long has this been going on?" asked the doctor. "Six, maybe eight months." she replied. "You have let things go too far," said the doctor. "Your husband will require a great deal of treatment and it will be very expensive." "I don't care about the expense," said the wife. "I will pay you anything, anything at all to make my husband stop thinking he's a horse." "But it will cost many thousands of dollars, can you afford this amount of money?" asked the doctor. "Why of course we can," said the woman. "He's already won three races this season at Aqueduct Racetrack."